Look, Phil was just shite scared 'cos Madame Intelligensia had snoggyboggyed him at a gig and he'd been told she was me, as I patiently explained before..Thus, he rushed to his computer to BEG me to leave him alone...horrified at the thought!

Humour?

Look, Lizzie was just shite scared 'cos some bloke she met on the internet had just realised she was barking mad and dumped her. We patiently explined that she was indeed three people short of a duo but she rushed to the computer to swear and rant at people who had fuck all to do with anything to leave her alone.

Still humour?

Must be because I am pissing down my trouser leg as I write it...

DeG