May cheer you up a bit Kendall.

Did you hear about the poor bloke who found his dog stiff as a board at the bottom of the garden? He picked it up and rushed it to the vet but the vet just shook his head and said the dog was dead. Wanting to be sure the man asked the vet to double check so the vet went in the back room, came out with a cat in a basket, waved it over the dog and then took the basket back. Confirming that the dog was definitely dead he presented the man with a bill for £100. £5 for his time and £95 for the cat scan...

Get better and back over here. We need to drink some more spiced rum:-)

Dave