The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #4999   Message #28371
Posted By: Art Thieme
14-May-98 - 09:30 PM
Thread Name: Banjo Jokes
Subject: RE: Banjo Jokes
Last week, in Yellowstone, there was another bear attack! An international tour group was hiking on the back trails and 2 of 'em, who had fallen in love, a banjo playing guy from Czechoslovakia and a guitar playing gal from New Jersey got away from the others for a while. After two days of searching for them they did find their camp all tore up and everything strewn around the mountainside. While they were going through all the stuff, a female griz. showed up with her cub and some of the search party got between the mother bear and young one which made the bear attack. The bear had to be killed. When they cut open the bear's belly they found the guitar playing girl. Then her mate showed up and they had to kill him too. They didn't bother to look for the banjo player because they knew the Czech was in the male!