I am Not ugly. Just ask my wife. And the goats cheat.

Furthermore, I have no warts (thanks to my dermatologist) and I don't need a job; I'm retired.(nyah, nyah,nyah)

And lastly I do not now, nor have I ever lived under a bridge of any kind. Not a bridge, overpass, trestle, and most certainly not a CULVERT!

I live in a very nice cave in a good neighborhood in a small southern town with my Wife, son, two cats,and my younger brother,who, for reasons of his own, lives in the garage.

So there.

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worms?