kat: Thank you for one of the best laughs I've had in many a moon.

I've been "troll" or "ol'troll" since the CB days of the 70's and have never found a reason to change.

I took the name after a young lady upon whom I had -shall we say- designs, informed me that she could never get romantically involved with me because I had the manners and disposition of a troll with a toothache. We had both been drinking a bit at the time. We later almost got married but thats another story.

Lawyers are ok but they are a real bugger to clean.

troll

and it's "troll" with a lowercase "t".