Dinnae listen tae thon Amos chiel!
Ah micht expose masell tae ice n' snaw....he jist exposes himsell!!
Ah speak naethin' bit the pure Argyllshire Gaelic; he, the puir wee wretch, is reduced tae makin' up thae big words he's ayeways usin'
Weird is no' the word......glaikit mair like....Jock.