I asked Grendel from next door why mudcat is so much fun for trolls. he said: "Mudcat no be fun fer trolls. 'Tiz gettin' on me nurves when I be workin' under me bridge all diz fishermen lurkin' around. Alzo 'tiz no eazy ter catch dem an' de tazte is ter muddy. An' yer hav' ter strap off de rubbah bootz furst fer a good meal.

Me prefer sheep an' cattle an' young maiden best. Orr zum hero to hav' fun with."