IT NEVER SNOWS IN L.A. was recorded by Jimmy Osmond on "The Osmond Christmas Album" (1976, reissued 2001). Here's an excerpt:

...our door
'Cause there's no chimney any more.
Remember where you are.
You better bring your car
'Cause, Santa, there's no snow in L. A.

When Christmas comes, it's gonna be
A little strange to me.
I used to live up in....