LOL, Greg.
Actually, I'd be delighted to watch an hour of figure skating or maybe snowboarding, complete with commercials (gotta take a potty break sometime), if I didn't have to sit through 5 min, of luge, 5 min, of X-C skiing, 5 min. of speed skating, 10 min. of "back stories" on the lugers, skiers and speed skaters, plus 10 min. of scintillating commentary by the hosts, for every 5 min. of figure skating.