So according to Lizzie, if I was a little drunk and horny...and saw a hot girl scantily clad, and thought to myself, well Lizzie said it was ok...and approached her...and propositioned her, because Lizzie said it was ok, I could drag her off to an alley and force myself on her....the girl would be comforted when I told her that Lizzie Cornish on Mudcat said it was justifiable....and then when the cops came....they would look apologetically at me, because I would tell them Lizzie said it was ok, but they would still have to take me in, because it was their job.

Then I would go before the judge, and explain that yes I did it, but Lizzie Cornish said she had it coming because of the way she was dressed. The judge then, I'm sure, would dismiss the charge because of the Lizzie Cornish defense, and I would walk away free.

Soon after, the supreme court would rule that the Lizzie Cornish defense was valid, and that all convicted rapists whose justifications were the same as mine would be set free, and their names stricken from the sex offender lists.

Then, Congress would in their wisdom follow through, because everyone knows that those drunk and stoned women, who are wearing next to nothing when they go out to the clubs, all have it coming to them, will pass the Lizzie Cornish Act, making rape legal.