The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2842162
Posted By: Little Hawk
17-Feb-10 - 02:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Chongo is offended by your cavalier and condescending attitude, Amos.

"I assume," I said to him, "that this means you are no longer on speaking terms with Amos. Shall I then inform him that in future, should you chance to meet on the street, a polite nod will suffice?"

"No, that's not exactly the way I would put it," Chongo replied. "No, I would word it quite differently. Sorta like..."Tell that lousy bum Amos that if he happens to cross my path anytime soon, he can expect to be pickin' his teeth up off the sidewalk, assumin' he is still conscious after we part company. Also, tell him to update his friggin' will. Ya don't want to leave that sorta thing till the last minute or yer relatives can get at loggerheads when you die, and yer spirit will be tortured in the afterlife by the mess you left behind here when you checked out sudden-like without leavin' no forwardin' address."