I have just shown this delightful thread to my great nephew for educational purposes, & he said he wanted to contribute ~ here he comes ~~~

Bum bottie poo    teeheehee

Ohhh, woe alas!! so sorry about that, His mummy, my niece, has smacked his bottom, grounded him for a month, and sent him to bed without his supper. Please continue your delectable lucubrations as if it had never happened...