2 DAY'S MONDAY
As sung by The Scaffold

Today's Monday.
Today's Monday.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

Today's Tuesday.
Today's Tuesday.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

Today's Wednesday.
Today's Wednesday.
Wednesday's roast beef.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

Today's Thursday.
Today's Thursday.
Thursday is shepherd's pie.
Wednesday's roast beef.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

Today's Friday.
Today's Friday.
Friday's fish.
Thursday's shepherd's pie.
Wednesday's roast beef.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

Today's Saturday.
Today's Saturday.
Saturday's payday.
Friday's fish.
Thursday's shepherd's pie.
Wednesday's roast beef.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your life we are!

[Slow] Today's Sunday.
Today's Sunday.
Sunday is church.
[Fast] Saturday is payday.
Thursday's shepherd's pie.
Wednesday's roast beef.
Tuesday's soup.
Monday is washing day.
[Slow] Is everybody happy?
You bet you life we aaaaare!