Mysteries – fog in the forest
Nomadic – Richard is sane
Dramatics – rural version of a flea circus
Asphalt – lesser sexual assault
Assert – a sure thing ( I bet most of you thought of another meaning)
Ebullient – posh ant who picks on smaller ants
Sex – what posh people have their coal delivered in
Priority – afternoon refreshment with the abbot
Paramour – a sadly not fully thought through invention for protecting skydivers
Sturgeon – fish doctor
Buttress – female goat
Succeed – feeding action of a beakless budgie
Nothing – faster acting than Anadin (old advert joke)
Barbary ape – to imitate the action of a hairdresser
Metacarpal – saw a friend who has an automobile
Portrait – an undesirable tendency or habit
Andover – deliver