You see...in the real world, the homeless guy doesn't get hired. Why? Well, he doesn't have a phone. He doesn't have a driver's license. He doesn't have transportation. He doesn't have clean clothing. He doesn't have a place to take a shower, so he probably doesn't smell too good. He can't afford to make himself presentable in any way to a potential employer from the middle or upper classes.

This is the part that doesn't get mentioned in the "conservative" fairy-telling agenda about "equal opportunity".

Who does get hired to clean up Bonzo's yard? I'll tell you who gets hired. A professional landscaping outfit gets hired. They are the people whom Bonzo looks up in the phone book, phones, gets a quote from, and happily hires to clean up his yard.

They cost more than the homeless guy, yes....but they are people Bonzo can relate to, because they look "respectable", they arrive in a nice clean van, they have the right tools and equipment to do the job fast, and they will present him with an invoice which he can use for tax purposes. Bonzo is afraid of the homeless guy. The homeless guy might come back in the middle of the night and rob his house. The homeless guy might be drunk and disorderly. The homeless guy might scare his neighbours or molest his children.

There is little likelihood at all that Bonzo will ever hire the homeless guy to do anything on his property. He'd much rather hire someone who doesn't make him feel uncomfortable. So he will either hire some professionals or he'll hire a teenage neighbor from his own class level.

The homeless guy can just go die under a bridge, thank you very much, because conservatives only hire people who have already proven they are decent people who deserve to be hired, by God!!!! And those aren't homeless people!