kendall, a few(many) years ago a coupla mates of mine who were techs in the Pre-med training field(and therefore had access to real med type stuff) filled one of those saline IV bags with Guiness and hung it on his IV stand while he was asleep, at visiting time there was Much consternation, and a minor flap among Medical staff when it was noticed, It was complete with a head and a tube taped to his arm,(No needle tho') I think he was dissapointedit wasn't attached!!!