I'm sure Mr. John will be horribly mortified that Mr. Miles refuses to sing his songs, and will repent of his suggestion that if Jesus existed, and was human, he might have had human feelings towards other humans.

In the meantime, I'm sure that Archbishop Williams will issue the requisite proclamation that Mr. John will be henceforth excommunicate, will be refused the sacraments, will be buried in unhallowed ground when he dies, and will be denied access to Church of England choirboys.

I'm also sure that Mr. Miles will refuse to sing any of Leon Rosselson's songs, because he suggested that Judas could have been a better role model than Jesus, though he did not suggest that either of them was homosexual.

Let us campaign together to reintroduce the death penalty for blasphemy, and for all who suggest that Jesus could have been other than white, bearded, blue- eyed and begowned.