Here's a bit more. Still not complete, though:


People, let me tell you 'bout this girl I got.
Her attitude is cool and her love is hot.
She bring me breakfast ev'ry morning in my bed,
Fluffs up the pillows layin' under my head.

CHORUS: Everybody says that I ought to be happy.
Still I'm unsatisfied.
My crazy little woman makes me go into fits
But I'm gonna have to leave her 'cause she can't fix grits.

She's 26-34-36,
And when it comes to love, she knows all the tricks.
She calls me honey snookums and sweetie pie.
She says she loves to stare into my big blue eyes.

Ah, well, you can have your caviar and fillet...