After having given it a great deal of thought...yes, I have agonized for DAYS over it!

I have decided that there are one or two cases where rape victims SHOULD take the blame.

Ahem!

1. When they have been raped by a toy poodle. These little dogs are lascivious and rapacious brutes, true, but they would get absolutely nowhere with their vile intentions if people didn't indulge them so! It's disgraceful how much leash some pet owners give them, and it must be stopped.

2. When they have been raped by a doorknob. Really, there's just no excuse for it. Anyone, after all, can just walk AWAY from a doorknob if they choose to!

And that's the extent of my comments on this no doubt worthy subject.