Hey Lox - I've ridden a tandem, both in front and behind... I'd rather have (consensual) sex any day!

And I'm pretty sure Tristan and Isolde wouldn't have stood a chance if she'd got a whiff of his armour after he'd farted in it.

My brain has turned to a bag of gravy soaked mashed potato after reading all this... I'm off for some chocolate and a snuggle with the cat - it's safer!

LTS