*sitting on my hands, else they type MANY limericks*

ohh...stop...(right hand working it's way free!!)no..stop! too late!!!!!!!!!

Titian, while mixing rose-madder,
Had a model pose nude on a ladder.
The position, to Titian,
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.

*spanking hand*..."Bad hand! Bad!!!"