Aw geeziz troll....that was bad, and I mean that in the best possible fashion. Now I think the young lad could cheer himself up from those college blues by joining with other students, from Max's alma mater Penn State, in the musicality and BTU value of flatulence. In their archive (Fartchive), I heartily suggest the "Baked Beans."If you like, I have lots of others I could list. A great reason for wanting to fart. BTW, we have an excellent thread on flatulence right here at Mudcat.
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