End of Matty Groves -

Well that's the way this song's been sung since I don't know when*
But Matty he's pissed of with this in two thousand and ten*
"Is there a doctor in the house?" young Matty then he cried
"For a Million times I've fought this fight and million times I've died"

Up spake the St John's ambulance man "I'll patch you up real fast
With my first aid book, my TCP and my box of elastoplast"
Lord Arnold took his sword once more, it's edge just like a razor
But Matty beamed down James T Kirk, who zapped him with his phaser

* Words change to suit the year

Not mine I's sorry to say but almost traditional at our club now!

DeG