That's because you always waltz in just after he's downed a single malt or two, hug him, and watch him leave. We can arrabge to lock the two of you in a room together for three or four hours if you really want the experience - AFTER he's off the oxycontin.
Besides, you're so nice he's probably afraid he'll make you cry.
By the way, you are a Kendall Groupie. How could you not know that?



back to the CELLAR! now