Many years ago I heard Adam McNaughtan sing this parody (at Glenfarg Folk Festival I think)- if I remember correctly!:

My young love said to me, as she moved thro' the flair,
Through a hole in the linoleum tae the flat doon the stair,
As she moved away from me, this she did say -- Aaaaaaaaarrrggghhhh!!!

(Adam sang it most meaningfully - resultant hysterics!)