Sorry; couldn't resist: Many years back, sick and tired of doing "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore," we subbed the following verse -
"River Jordan (pronounce it as you will) is deep and wide, Halleluja;
Clean rest rooms on the other side, Halleluja." Apparently, the audience agreed; the laughter was rollicking.

We apologized, tongue-in-cheek, for profaning the sacred.