The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21309   Message #2851728
Posted By: meself
27-Feb-10 - 03:17 PM
Thread Name: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Subject: RE: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Yesterday, in the course of a minor difference of opinion, a patron called me an "Irish motherf*cker!" I replied that no one calls ME Irish and gets away with it ....





Okay, just kidding, folks; actually, all I said was, "Now, now, now", in a grandfatherly way. I wasn't quite as worked up as he was.