First of all, I wasn't goin' to post to this thread but I'm waitin' for the P-Vine to get ready to go off for the day and, well, ya'll know hw womenz is... Plus, ain't nuthin' shakin' under the line this mornin', so...

...first of all, Part B, contrary to popular opinion (at least here in Mudburg) the dachshund is not a dog at all... It is a reptile... Yup, it is a fat, squatty, fur covered snake that barks and pees on yer furniture... So there...

Second of all, fir you folks who think you are takin' these miserable little DNA challenged things for walks??? Wrong... You are pulling them and it's cruel... Ya'll should be turned into PETA... No, not the bread but the angry snake and furry-critter huggin' commies that Bob Barker invented...

What else???

Oh yeah... The pee... See, this is proof that these things are terribly DNA challenged... Seein' as they really can't stand up when they pee they are peein' in themselves and then have to kind roll in it to get it on the leg of that Victorian couch that yer grannie left you... And that is a fact...

What else????

Hmmmmmmmm???? That's about it fir now other than did I mention that if you are bitten by one of these things there is a chance that should you be involved in human reproduction at any level that their DNA might have gotten into you and yer kids may end up being folk musicans!!! I know... Horrors!!! That's right on both counts... The folk musicans part and the horrors part, too...

B~