I think we ought to abolish the non-use of hands, except for the Goalie. Everybody else could use their hands to anything, even to choke the living crap out of a ref -- except the Goalies. They couldn't use their hands for anything and their hands would be handcuffed behind their backs.

(Before you UKers start in on me, my college had soccer as its primary intercollegiate sport and won the NAIA Division I championships several years in a row.)