Well, some of Les Barker's works are better than others. The one you quote, Emma, doesn't strike me as having anything of very much profundity to say [& the pun on which it is based is pathetically ancient]. Do you really think quoting it was any sort of intelligent contribution to this thread?

If so, to cite one of my favourite quotes in return, Lorelei in Anita Loos's 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes': "Goodness how sad".