Pie, pie, oh me oh my!
Nothing tastes better
Hot, cold or dry.
Oh, sigh,
I've burned my
Pie warmer dry

Meat pie is a devil,
For it I would die
Filled full of filling
A crust from the sky
Don't ask me why
I just fucking love pie.

I said to my wife,
"oh, cutie pie,
go to the kitchen,and bake me a pie"
Now that she left me, I don't wonder why
I'm drowning my sorrows
In frozen pot pie

I would die for pie.
If it got in my eye,
I would cry and cry,
but would still love pie
'Cause, there is an "I" in pie.

Bye, Bye, American Pie,
Nothing tastes better
On the fourth of July
Drowning state sorrows
In sweet humble pie

Way over yonder
There's an apple pie
I am going to eat ,
the fxck out of nye
Bye