Sadly ignoring the legal arguments will not mean that these will ignore you.

It is quite clear from what is proposed that our legislators and MPs are ignorant of the true extent of the public entertaining themselves (or at least trying to) in music and dance. The old knees-up around the pub Joanna is an image that many of them may still have.

Now that an election is now upon us, and they need your votes, it may be a good opportunity to inform them of the true nature of these events and of the numbers of 'voters' this involves.