The last* of the Lower Coke Winter sings this year         Sun 21 Mar.

(* - it might not be the last, I am still trying to decide whether there willbe ne in April)


From opening time (noon) until closing time or earlier surrender to darts matches, darts competitions for the Sunday joint (meat, what else might I have meant?) foolsball on the square eyed God - usually till about 6-ish or 7-ish on March 21st.

The Nag's Head, Lower Stoke, Near Rochester, Kent, ME3 9RD.

Promises of a real ale, real fire, roast spuds, maybe some Yorkshire puds and little not-sausage rolls, all fit for vegetarians.

Great acoustics thanks to the wood floor.

If I like you selected invitees may, in my discretion, receive squidge in my gaff over the road on termination. Squidge comes in variants. Basically there will be veggie (actually I mean Vegan for the real fanatics) stoo, a meat stoo and a hot pepper sauce to turn either the meat stoo or the Vegan stoo into dragon fuel - stand back and strike match (at either end). At least that is the plan. Remember I have a dog and my lodger has a cat, so allergenists may be discommoded.

You will then kindly please F orf to assist me to be unpleasant at work on Monday.