"(Miss 'Archer' dashes off to become Head of Edukashon Otherwise and take over the world) ;0)"

Yes, that's right Lizzie. My entire career - nay, my life - is one giant exercise in Getting At You. I hate to remind you, but contrary to the fantasy world in your head, I couldn't give a gnat's fart for your peculiar interests, and home education is of no interest to me, beyond the fact that it is criminally unregulated and does many of the children who have to suffer its vagaries a tremendous disservice. IMHO, of course. I work in schools - and we know you wouldn't be caught anywhere near one of those, Lizzie. Thank god for small mercies.