'Miss Sweetheart ain't me, Clutterbuck...she's a relative of Miss Honey, from Roald Dahl's 'Matilda'.

'Cluuterbuck'! what a quaint slang term for a 'female mammals reproductive organ'; maybe you should just say what you really mean? :)

Strange as it may seem to you, as you have such an intractable opinion of my inability to think outside 'state regulations', I recognize a singularly bad pastiche of a well known chidrens book when I see it and also the use of Joy Adamsons titles for her books describing her experiences in Kenya.

The next 'tale' - from 'The Borrowers'?

Thank you