To the tune of "LIncoln Lincoln I've been thinkin'..."

"I don't care if I go crazy / one two three four five six switch
Crazy go I if care don't I / six five four three two one switch..."
repeat ad infinitum

The "dance" that goes with the song:
sing first line while leaning your head on your right hand
sing second line while leaning your head on your left hand
repeat ad infinitum

Learned from my friend Ken (Asher) Arbit

--Charlie Baum