Whoa! Got another new one...

An old sailor from Island of Skye
Downed a 50 ounce bottle of rye
And when it was done
He said "That's nothing, son
Yesterday I drank Canada dry!"

And as for the insane physicist....

An insane physicist from L.A.
Tried to measure the whole Milky Way
First he ran out of tape
Then his lab rats escaped
Now he's deep frying cod in Bombay