Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her Alsatian some bread.
But when she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So she ate the Alsatian instead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumps over the candlestick.
Silly boy. Should have jumped higher.
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire

Ther was a young lady from Tottenham,
who'd no manners, or else she'd forgotten 'em.
For at tea at the vicar's,
she tore of her knickers,
because, she explained, she felt hot in 'em.

Little Miss Moffat sat on her toffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her,
but Little Boy Blue, with his horn.

B.