Why come when anybody sees a human face in something, it's always Jesus or Mary? It's never Bob down the road, or Sue from the office. It's Jesus or it's Mary. As if they don't have enough to do than sit for portraits in peanut butter or mayonnaise stains.

Then again nobody's going to get in the national news if they claim to have a picture of Bob down the road on their English muffin.

Come to think of it, that might not be such a bad thing.