Thank you so very much to everyone who has contributed to this thread with such originality and good humour. It is very much appreciated.

My fellow early musician and I have reached a final decision (stands at podium, holds golden envelope, smiles cheesily into camera, rustles and tears at envelope, reaches in for paper) ...

"And the winner is ...





















The Night Watch."

Thank you all. We really couldn't have done it without you (huge grin).