Another new one!

Egbert, a lascivious duck
Tried mounting a parked poultry truck
He dismembered his balls
And got nothing at all
But a chorus of indignant clucks

This is the productive way I spend my mornings...

Ah, here's another....

Doon the street staggered Willie MacBride
Wi' a bucket o' booze by his side
Said he, wi' a grin
"If water was gin,
I'd swallow the whole River Clyde."