The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #127989 Message #2861023
Posted By: Little Hawk
10-Mar-10 - 10:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Jesus in the yeast extract.
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus in the yeast extract.
It so happens that I bought a can of peanut butter earlier this year, and when I opened it, there it was plain as day....
Spaw's face in the peanut butter!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was astounded. It was the undeniable image of Ohio's most famous layabout, wrought in ground up peanuts and whatever the hell else they put in that stuff.
I called up the papers and phoned the TV stations and all that sort of thing.
But nobody came.
It seems that nobody gives a damn about Spaw's face. They said, "You mean it's not Jesus? Or the Virgin Mary? Don't waste our time."
So last week I threw the damn thing out in the trash.