all you need is music and a field

Yup - where you can take a leak and a dump in the open air - and get soaked to the skin when it pisses down. And where the performers won't care when their instruments get soaked. And where the drivers won't care when there's nowhere to park. And where the audience won't care when there's nowhere to get a bite to eat. And where no-one cares if someone has a heart attack or a diabetic problem or breaks a limb or has an asthma attack or has a stroke. And where there's nowhere to pitch a tent or park a campervan or a trailer. And where there's no amplification or power because no-one cares if they can't be heard or if it gets dark and they can't get home.

Yawn...