Slight thread drift here, but the talk of Gay Gordons reminds me that at Stonehaven Festival they have an aqua ceilidh every year in the town's outdoor (but warmly heated!) swimming pool. Dance list:
The Spray Gordons
The Splashing white sergeant
Slip the Willow
The Naval Two step
Aquarian Barn Dance
Highland Splattische
The Flyfishing Scotsman
The Spraysome Reel
etc, etc