Ya' know..........I know I make a lot of fart jokes around here, but this is the absolute truth. It may or may not be funny, but it is the truth.

I haven't been able to walk into a library in years without having to fart. Seriously, I can be just fine, walk through the door, and "instant gas." I spend more time in library bathrooms than I do the stacks! Same thing happens in bookstores and anywhere else that one needs to be quiet.

So maybe if the places were noisier I I wouldn't have this problem.

Spaw