Subject: RE: Risk Assessment for folk band
From: melodeonboy - PM
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 09:52 AM

I've heard a rumour that folk bands are additionally required to complete the supplementary risk form, TRAD1, in triplicate. This form covers specific folk-related risks such as:

Tangling beard in guitar/mandolin strings

Catching beer gut in melodeon bellows

Tripping over tankard on way to bar

Tinnitus due to over-exposure to Morris bells

:)

dont forget:

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