She'd have more battery life if she turned off the noise on the keys.

I was writing a section for a library and among the gripes from the committee were the librarian stereotypes that are still floating around. Since there seemed to be a quote heading up several of the sections, I found one for each section, and I think this is our favorite:

I knew I wanted to be respected. I wanted to be good at a sport. I wanted to be pretty. I wanted to be head librarian. -- Lucy Lawless, star of Xena: Warrior Princess

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