Cthulhu For President!

Why settle for the lesser of two evils.

In London a newsboy named Grimes

Led young girls on to infamous crimes.

I deliver, he'd boast

Two Globes and a Post

And goodness knows how many times!

To his friend said the maitre'd hotel

My guests can all go to hell

What they do to my wife

Is the bane of my life.

And the worst is, they do it so well.

There once was a poet named McNameter

Whose mistress kept calling him amature

Said she,"Your technique,

Is too rough and antique,

And your rhythm's iambic pentameter."

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