As a side issue, another of my musical hats is worn as part of the band of The Powderkegs, a border morris side partial to dancing with very large sticks and clashing them together with extreme vigour.

We were asked to submit a risk assessment for dancing at a visitors centre, and duly submitted a document detailing the precautions we took, our H&S policy, and the fact that when all was said and done we were a border morris side partial to dancing with very large sticks and clashing them together with extreme vigour.

We heard no more, did the gig, and went down very well - we're back at the same venue in a few weeks time and haven't been asked for an RA this time :)