"In fact, to all intents and purposes they ARE you and the guy next door!
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What a complete load of bollocks! For a start, neither I nor the "guy next door" have criminal convictions for racism and violence, not do I have a beer belly or wear a business suit - and I'm certainly not sad, deluded or a bastard. If the hat fits, Ake, wear it, but do not presume to speak for me.